Mikey is a lame douchebag bitch who has been working in the mail room for 5 years. People make fun of him all the time because he's always struggling with the ladies. Mikey reverses his co-workers entire thought process by pulling a fast one on Taylor Wane, the office slut. He really gets to it and at it in the elevator and also demonstrates perfect sexual skills. Mikey can finally say "I ain't nobodies bitch bro"

While out suntanning with her boyfriend, Natasha bitches about the fight she had with her parents over how great Kya is; their Asian exchange student. Natasha's boyfriend tries to take her mind of her parents and onto him, then Natasha runs inside to take her pill so they can have some sex in the sun, that's when Kya shows up and seduces Natasha's already horny boyfriend. Natasha catches her boyfriend's cock her Kya's mouth and decides that some rice with her sausage wouldn't be bad afterall...

Officer Dames and Officer Nails are called-in to investigate a domestic disturbance between Johnny Sins and his girlfriend Rebeca. When the officers arrive on location they have to split up the couple because they are out of control. When Officer Dames finds out that they are fighting because Rebeca doesn't want Johnny's big dick up her ass, Officer Dames solves the problem by letting him get a taste of what he wants.

The school announces that there will be auditions for a student to address the whole student body every morning! Nikki and Faye both really want that! However, Nikki is a plain old geek! And Faye is a smoking hot babe with big tits! Nikki does a makeover and becomes a smoking hot big titty babe herself! Now the teacher can't choose which one to cast. So the girls decide to team up, and use their tits to convince the teacher that they should both get the part!

Jayme and her step mom decide to get some pay back on Capri who told everyone at school that Jayme is a lesbian. They invite her over and seduce the pants off of her. They then proceed to lick her vagina and film it.

Scott Nails has owned a restaurant for a little while now and always gets the same food critic for some reason. She has never given him a good review and she's back again tonight. After sending back dish after dish without reason, Scott Nails has finally reached his breaking point. He and James Deen decide to storm out to give her a meal that she can't refuse!

Eva reminds her boyfriend one night of the purity ring that she got at the Bonas Brothers concert when he tries to get in her pants. Eva's boyfriend freaks out and storms off, bumping into the delivery boy and getting their supper all over the delivery boy. Eva offers the delivery boy a change of clothes from her father's closet. Eva than decides that the purity ring only applies to small cocks after finding out that the delivery boy's got a monster hiding underneath his wet jeans!

When Keiran takes an early flight back home to surprise his wife Jayden, she'll be the one surprising him when he finds Scott & Avy in their bed...

Best Friends Cody and Savannah talk about their respective sex lives and come to the conclusion of trying a swap when they find out they are each into the other's mate. Their respective husbands are at first apprehensive, but eventually agree to it in order to make their wives happy.

Sindee walks in on Johnny Sins dressing up when she comes over to babysit for him and sees her first man cock. Sindee's bored and decides to masturbate to a photo of Johnny after he leaves, she can't help but vocalize her fantasy with Johnny. Johnny comes back to hear her dirty talking in the playroom and walks in on her. But Johnny shows her that it's okay, and offers her a piece of the real meat that she was only dreaming about.